Dear subscribers,
If you missed the first promo of my most recent literary amusement, despair not! The e-book version of Earnest Games will be FREE on Amazon from today through June 4!
DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE COPY ANYTIME FROM WEDNESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY and enjoy such “games” as “A Tale of Two Blowjobs,” “Alpha Male 2.0,” “The Indifferent,” “Four or Five Ways to Shoot Andy Warhol,” “Flanagans Wank,” “The Ladyboy, or the Thai-Girl?,” and “Femme Fatale” (some of which I plan to share with paid subscribers here on Substack in June)! Then, after reading your free copy of EG, PLEASE REMEMBER TO RATE AND REVIEW THE BOOK on Amazon, Goodreads, and BookBub! Thanks, as always, for your support!
Take note!
In addition to these long-form monthly updates, I will be making brief announcements and proclamations from time to time on Substack Notes. I haven’t figured out exactly how I want to use this new feature just yet, but here is my first attempt at it:
Feel free to join the conversation yourselves! Hope to chat with you soon over there on Notes!
In music mode
As mentioned last month, the remix of my musical project [ai]’s latest album No Cure for the Princess Disease will be available for streaming and download soon. In the meantime, work continues on my solo album My Name Is Will, the cover of which will feature a painting by the great Brian Whelan (whose work is also featured on the cover of Flannsday, the novelette I co-authored with G.J. Villa). Do you recognize the “Will” depicted in this beautiful portrait?
As of now, My Name Is Will consists of the following sequence of tracks:
1. Bootlicker
2. Toxic Together
3. Pearls Before Swine
4. Whores and Knaves
5. The Hermit
6. This Is Not the Hill I Want to Die On
7. Public Service Announcement with Guitar
8. The Product Placement Song
9. It Is What It Is
10. Cancel Me
Before the official release of the album entire, I hope to share rough mixes of individual tracks with paid subscribers here on Substack. Stay tuned!
Coming in June . . .
Watch your inbox for excerpts from Earnest Games, the final two episodes of season 2 of Texting, the inaugural episode of Books Are Burning (I mean it this time!), another free e-book promo, and all the latest news! Check my YouTube channel for new uploads as well! Until next month!